"Well, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on that," says Mr. Myers, "But the fact is that according to Wisconsin statute #123, landlords have the right to evict?Make someone move out of their rented home tenants from units in multi-family buildings if they've got pets. And 'pet' is even in the name of 'pet rock'!
"Feeding it and watering it and whatnot is just going to lead to spills and pests and all sorts of bad things. But I don't want to be unreasonable here. So I'll give you a choice - you can keep the rock as a pet, and move out by the end of the month, or you can stop treating the rock as a pet and stay."