"That may be," Ms. Miller replies, "but it's right there in Wisconsin statute #123. Landlords are allowed to evict?Make someone move out of their rented home tenants from units in multifamily homes if they have pets. And a dog is a pet.

"But I'll give you a choice. You've been a good tenant, so you can have until the end of the month to find a new home for the dog...or you can find a new home for yourself."

Mike responds:

• Or...I keep Howard AND the apartment. He's not what they had in mind when they wrote that law!