"Of course fish are pets! Everybody knows that," Mr. Myers replies. "And Wisconsin statute #123 says I have the right to evict?Make someone move out of their rented home you if you have a pet. But since you're a good tenant, I'll give you a choice - you can get rid of the goldfish and stay here, or you can keep the goldfish and move out at the end of the month."

Carrie responds:

• "Or, I keep Tootsie AND the apartment. Fish were not what they had in mind when they wrote that law!"