"It's right there in Wisconsin statute #123. Landlords are allowed to evict?Make someone move out of their rented home tenants from units in multifamily homes if they have pets.

"But I don't want to be unreasonable. You've been a good tenant. So I'll give you til the end of the month to find a solution. Either you give up the dog and keep the apartment, or you keep the dog and move out."

Mike responds:

• Or...how about I keep Howard AND the apartment? He's quiet, well-trained, and so old that he doesn't even have teeth to chew on things.